Such rolls seem to be triggered by a few specific
phrases: "Go to sleep," "Time for night-night," and "It.
Is. Time. For. Bed." Just when you think the child is on the verge of drifting
into the peaceful slumber promised by her gentle lullabies, she suddenly thrashes
around, rotating her entire body madly in a wild spin, as if to physically
shake off the impending sleep threatening to overtake her.
These intense and disturbing rolls are known to strike at
the most unexpected moments--not only at bedtime but occasionally after a
restless waking, shortly after you have cast off all defenses and drifted off
to sleep yourself, rendering you powerless against the sheer force of the attack.
The child has keen precision in timing her move at the exact hour when you are
most likely to be immobilized by exhaustion and laziness, desperately hoping
that you can manage to soothe the savage beast while simply lying as still and
calm as possible to avoid further provoking its activity.
The best defense indeed is to quietly wait out the
episode while praying that the tiny gator tires itself out and resettles into the
comfy position atop your tightly clenched chest before you are awake long
enough to stimulate your nervous system into keeping you up for an hour past
the creature's journey back to slumber-land.
Sweet dreams, sweet beast, sweet dreams.
Sweet dreams, sweet beast, sweet dreams.
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Co-sleeping
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Mommie's fifth straight day of fighting an ear infection
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